Capsized Tour Boat Didn’t Have Enough Crew

Boat Did Not Have Enough Crew – CBS News
Let me guess.. the crew that should have been there is stationed in Iraq?
No, wait…. FEMA should have known the boat was going to capsize so they should have had a team in place.
No, that’s not it. The tax breaks for the rich people in Lake George, NY went into fixing up their own homes overlooking the lake and didn’t help the local economy at all so the Bush tax cuts meant the tour company couldn’t hire more staff.
Darn… still not right. I’ve got it! Bush and Cheney didn’t serve in the military so people who could have been hired by the private boat company were so distraught with their un-American administration in Washington that they left the area and moved to Canada.
Oh screw it, it was Bush’s fault anyway.
-Bruce (GayPatriot)